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Please bear with me, there are several details that must be disclosed to present all the facts.
Summary– Christmas shopping at a Walgreen’s pharmacy. I had been feverishly working out earlier in the day on the Bowflex. I had some sore muscles and was looking for Icy-Hoy muscle cream.
Suddenly, behind me I hear a older man’s voice saying " been gay?"
I turn to find a very feminine, petite elderly gentleman humped over. He was very well dressed in an expensive leisure suit, and had a custom made jewel tipped cane.
I smiled, and said " Sorry, I get that alot..I’m happily married with children"

Again, I hear from behind me " been gay?"

I refuse to turn this time, and say with a more forceful voice" Sorry.. I am not interested..I realize I have just worked out, and its probably a turn on for you, but please leave me alone"

I then feel the tip of his cane rub my buttocks and creep towards my private area.. again in some wheezy-high pitched voice he says " been gay!! "

I turn around, grab his cane and swing it at his mid-section. I really expected the cane to split in two, but it was very high quality..most likely ash, hickory, or oak. He falls back, hits his head on the shelving, and curls into the fetal position. Blood covering his ears and cheek.
I of course immediately scan the area for any witness to the event. I control my temper because of the court ordered anger management classes from the clown/ice cream stand incident.
The old guy looks up at me bewildered—points up to the top shelf, and says "I need the Ben-Gay cream– I cant reach it…"
At this time, one of the clerks rushes to his aid. I leave one of my fake business cards (see previous question) and a couple of twenty dollar bills for his trouble.

My question is, is Walgreens at fault for putting the cream on a higher shelf knowing full well most people looking to buy this product will have sore muscles and may not be able to reach it??
Edit–
Scounds– yes, I have come leaps and bounds with court ordered anger management classes…6 months ago he would have been a carpet stain. Plus Courtney usually reprimands me for hitting old people…Unless its an old clown..she likes me to beat up clowns for some strange reason.. like the new photo..its very metrosexual

CMP— that contradicts your hitting a deer story…I knew that the gray hair stuck in the grill was not from an animal
AQ- that scares and worries me….
BE– perhaps I did.. wait , you aid "ove glove", the box I bought says "Love Glove"..I wonder if they are the same.
Maggs- thank you for your brief reply..I’m assuming you may have passed out before you could finish your entire answer

I hate hate hate hate HATE pencils!
I’m even doing my Calc 3 homework in PEN right now

My cb is 87 and p2p
How can people make billions and buy rare stuff like party hats ?
Max I can make per hr is 700k I don’t wanna play like 7 hours to make 5m per day.
Is there any other way to make money fast ?

Like if I went and got a $15 hair cut, and tipped like $3-$5 or whatever. Do the hair stylists keep the whole $18-$20 I give them, or do they have to give a % to the store?

Also, I heard they rent booths & buy their own products to use - does this include hair dye & shampoo & conditioner, etc, as well? And how much does it cost a month on average to rent the booths?

Sorry so many questions, but I’m looking into the career myself.

PEOPLE WATCHING ! , don’t you think some of them are funny by the way they act ! ? Did u come across any such funny incidents??
n ps Whats you star sign and favourite colour?

What age were you when you gave birth to your twins, and what week of gestation were they born at?

For example, I was 26 and my twins were born at 37 1/2 weeks gestation.

Please don’t answer if you don’t have twins

I’m 16 and go to school.
I’m in the UK.

If they did 4 yrs in college…