1. If your plane crashed over the ocean, would you want to die before the crash or take your chances in the deep blue sea?
2. If whilst in said deep blue sea sharks began circling, would you want to be eaten first or last?
3. If you manage to avoid dying in the crash AND the sharks and end up on a deserted island, would you want to be with a person of the same sex or opposite sex. Think about it. It’s going to be a long time and there’s no couples counselor, birth control or OB/GYN.
4. If you survived the wreck, the sharks and rescued from the island, would you ever fly or sail again?
My apologies to those of you about to fly, sail, train, tram, auto, bike or walk if this skeers you.