Way to Survey-Way to make money at home, paid surveys

I am currently trying to save money to buy/build a new computer.

I am only 14, so making money is fairly hard.

Before you answer, here is some additional info:
-I cannot mow lawns, i live in an apartment and our lawns are all mowed by some guy every week.
-I cannot do things around the house. I already do basically everything possible and I still don’t get paid.
-My mom (dont live with dad) doesn’t have a job. So me getting one is basically impossible.
-We don’t have a car, so getting around would be hard.

Please help me make money, i currently don’t have a cell phone, and my computer wont even run facebook!

I think I found a niche market! Send me $10.00 and a statement of any idiotic thing that crosses your mind, if I can’t find a bible verse that prophesies it you get double your money back. Send me $20.00 and I’ll find verses in both the bible and the Quran.
Should I do alright?