Way to Survey-Way to make money at home, paid surveys

Hey I have been fired recently and i need methods of making money really fast.Please do not put anything stupid like Drugs,Prostitute or Cash gifting system etc etc ! I just need some quick money making props from the intert e.g.
eBAY and anything else.

Maybe something like working online? I as many others, am having a lot of money trouble (my mother is). She has a job and said she's looking for a second job. I don't want her to have to work at a physical job for almost the entire day. If there is some sort of online money making job of sorts, can I please be informed?! Thank you!

I'm so curious =P

My colleague wonders how many would attempt to turn a straight client gay, if the client asked them to. I'm interested in your thoughts on this. Or to put it another way (so I don't violate the Y!A guidelines) what do you think?

Do vets make a lot of money?
I know veterinarians usually have longer work hours on average.. but is this coupled with low salary too?

Thanks

How interested in working in academia at a prestigious university but how do they make money? Just by publishing papers?

Thanks