Way to Survey-Way to make money at home, paid surveys

I would like to get paid for taking surveys without having to make an upfront payment first to receive anything. Can someone please let me know if there is any such sites or worldwide companies where i can sign up to get paid for surveys without digging into my pocket first. Not even these money back guarantee sites, i cannot afford to pay anything upfront first to get paid for a service i am delivering. Otherwise i wouldn’t be asking to ge paid in the first place. Some good honest suggestions, would be great. Thank u so much

1: If you have five apples and your neighbor takes away three how many apples do you have?

A) 2 apples
B) 5 apples and one dead neighbor
C) None of the above

2) If you see green stuff on a house what is it?

A) Green paint
B) Moss
C) None of the above

3) What was the first question I asked you?

A) If you have five apples and your neighbor takes away three how many apples do you have?
B) Can you Take the dummy test
C) None of the above

…Now since their was only three questions or more please copy the questions.

In your own opinion, of course.

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Is it better to be more funny, or try to be the “mysterious” introspective type?